ok but i want luis from ant man to do a recap of all the mcu films just before infinity wars comes out????
*marvel studios logo, music swells, pauses*
“All right check it”
It HAS to mention Marvel getting rights to Spidey, just stuck in there kinda sly.
And he can do the voice-overs for the characters in the clips from each movie à la Ant-Man.
“First off, there was this mad-fly dude Tony Stark who was a straight-up baller, you feel me? Had mad cash, the love of all the ladies, and crazy ass machines that blew up cities and served drinks, and this British computer that was one of his two friends, okay, named JARVIS which is a weird name but whatever. And this guy made bombs that blew all the competition outta the water, heh, so he flies over to Afghanistan to show off a new kind of bomb that’ll just pound that whole damn country ten miles into the Earth. This guy was a player at the top of his game, but some bald dude wanted him to make the baddest bomb ever that was even badder than the bomb he was showing off, so he blew Tony’s heart right out of his chest and then he had some sketchy surgery at the bottom of a stanky cave out in Sandistan and then–”
Great-looking teeth come from two things: luck and money (which is also a function of luck).
Dental procedures tend to be very, very expensive, and are almost never covered by insurance.
Healthy teeth aren’t necessarily big, straight or bright white. Depending on what someone’s natural teeth are like, achieving that look may require a significant downgrade in their dental health; unnecessary crowns and veneers cause damage.
Do not underestimate genetics’ role in determining teeth’s appearance, or how prone teeth are to problems. Genes and early development, i.e. things people get zero control over, can outweigh all else.
A wide range of chronic conditions impact oral health and teeth’s appearance, too, and may contraindicate various types of work or raise procedures’ cost even more.
Finally, for many people and many reasons, celebrity-looking teeth just aren’t a priority (even when they’re attainable; some people might want, y’know, a new car instead).
Regardless, don’t be an asshole. Not even very attractive teeth look good on those.
hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing what’s real and what’s not, use your phone’s camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras don’t hallucinate.
hey maybe reblog this for other neurodivergent people to see please?
